Happy birthday, Mike! We're now the same age for a whole 2.5 months.I made you a key lime pie.
Also, Carnation, don't be stupid. You should not bill sweetened condensed milk as a good source of calcium.
If you do, people will check the back label and see that you are also a fantastic source of sugar and fat.
Now key lime pie is delicious so I'm willing to forgive you but I think you should reconsider your label.
Um, Helen, Mike's birthday isn't until tomorrow.
ReplyDeletethanks babe, that is some good pie.
ReplyDeletepeople actually LIKE key lime pie?? Fascinating.
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